‘What makes my boobs feel full’ a song (a one tit blunder) To the tune of One Direction’s ‘What makes you beautiful’

What makes my boobs feel full

You’re on the floor
Don’t know what for
You’re screaming wildly and I know there is more
Baby needs a feed
I jump right up
Being in charge of both of you is so tough

Everyone else in the room can see tit
And now toddler needs a poo

Baby you shite on my leg and I hide myself
The way your sister’s going mad gets me overwhelmed
And when you make that sound (it’s the sound of hell)
I should go
Oh oh
I should go my boobs feel full

If only that door was located close to me
I need an exit, a coffee and a wee
And as I’m looking at you, you are starting to teethe
I should go
Oh oh
I should go my boobs feel full

So c-c’mon
I got it wrong
It’s not your teeth
Between feeds It’s been too long
I don’t know why
You have to cry
And act as if the end is nigh-nigh-nigh

Everyone else in the room can see tit
And now toddler needs a poo

Baby you shite on my leg and I hide myself
The way your sister’s going mad gets me overwhelmed
And when you make that sound (it’s the sound of hell)
I should go
Oh oh
I should go my boobs feel full

If only that door was closer located to me
I need an exit, a coffee and a wee
And as I’m looking at you, you are starting to teethe
I should go
Oh oh
I should go my boobs feel full

Thats what makes my boobs feel full

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